Alyssa. 18. New York. Friend code:3308 5071 7847. Feel free to ask for tarot card readings. Header image by Sideror
John come visit me noooowwwww I’m so stressed from mid termsssss uuuggghhhh
Everyone who reblogs this will get a medieval pick up line in their ask.
once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
The veil between the worlds thins with every passing day. Those who stand on the other side are ready to give their wisdom through the cards. Do you dare ask your fortune, before the portal is closed?
13 FREE TAROT READINGS ARE BEING GIVEN AWAY ON WITCHCRAFTINGS!
Reblog this post, and you’ll be entered for a chance to win one of 13 free readings to be given Friday, October 31st.
- Must be following witchcraftings (I will check)
- Reblog as many times as you like
- Likes DO NOT count
- No giveaway blogs (I will check)
- Giveaway begins at 12:00 am on Friday, October 3rd, 2014. The giveaway ends at 11:59 pm on Friday, October 24th, 2014.
- Winners will be chosen randomly
First 3 winners will receive past/present/future readings. The next 10 winners will receive single-card readings. I will use The Dragon Tarot for all readings.
NOTE: Keep your ask box open. I will contact you via your ask box (under my personal URL, eruphadriel). You will have until 9:00 am (EST) on Monday, October 27th to respond. If you do not, another person will be chosen in your stead. This person will have 24 hours to respond.
Good luck, and Happy Samhain!
I AM ACTUALLY SCREAMING LOOK AT THE M
holy shit wasabi is the fucking nerdiest person ever
I would be so afraid to see what fred’s internet search history would be omfg
It’s a cute little thing though.
Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted marshmallows.
My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred.
Further confirming that owls are the avian equivalent of cats.